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Hairs are getting motherfucking gray
Get the Metamucil and the BenGay spray
See us at the park taking up the space
Never mind the Walker here’s an Ollie off yer face

Never too old to mosh
Softer now like boiled squash
Suffering’ succotash
Whippersnapper time to mosh

Never ever Ollie you tell me yer the bomb
Get herself a pair of guts and go home to yer mom
Mommy didn’t teach you elders are the best
Yer mom who let me touch her breast

Flippy flippy keep it flat
You mess with me and you go splat
Think you got that special skill
Midnight meet me, Chinese downhill
You flip the board you hit the trick
Well I hit fuckers with my stick
So wake up kid and keep it real
Before you end up under wheel

Ageless like the motherfucking Depp
Raging if yer dumb enough to step
Mosh a fucking poser everyday
Set the fucking blender on purée!

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from Still Standing (w bonus tracks), released March 15, 2023
Music by Wes Ryan, lyrics by Cory McCallum

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Five Knuckle Chuckle Orangeville, Ontario

Five Knuckle Chuckle were and are a technically-inclined melodic and fast punk band (some might say skate rock) from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada.

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